I'm sure most of you have seen the commerticals for "Lava Life" and "Live Links" the telephone hotlines where you can "MEET LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" like OMGG!!!
However, when i see these commercials the only thing that comes to my mind are the people who actally use them, and it makes me kind of sad.
First, lets get something out of the way. I love how in the commercials they used hot models, so when you call you can imagine that someone mildly attractive is on the other end, which is absolutly not the case.....therefore leading me to point number 1.
Point Number 1: No alluring human being calls those numbers becasue they dont need too.
Point Number 2: If you have to call a toll free hotline to meet people you have social barrier you need to resolve. I realize that calling breaks alot of tension, but lets get fucking real here. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND MEET PEOPLE...IN PERSON. How are you ever going to meet ANYONE if you cant do it face to face? It's called life, and we all have to endure it, even something as greuling as talking to people in person...i know, it blows my mind too.
Point Number 3: What the fuck do you talk about? Is it some casual interaction where you get to know one another, or are you just soliciting for phone sex without being completely obvious? I'm sure a large number of the conversations go there.
Point Number 4: So if things are blossming....do you meet up in person? I mean shit, doesn't that just contradict the purpose of this whole scheme in the first place, with the added bonous of footing the phone bill later?
it boggles my mind really.
also, upon surfing the intertubes, and googling "live links" i came across a website called LonelyCheatingWives.com ....
Have A Good One.
Song:
Your Protector- Fleet Foxes
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